My friend here wanted to take a shower with me last night. I tried unsuccessfully for about 30 minutes to nab him inside a pot, but he was just too fast and clever for me. I had no choice but to trap him in one corner of the bathroom and bash his brains out with a half empty bottle of tub cleaner. Even though I knew he was long dead, I definitely did the old horror movie cliché of smashing the carcass over and over again while panting and screaming "DIE!!!".
"We are fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance." - Japanese Proverb
Thursday, September 11, 2008
My friend here wanted to take a shower with me last night. I tried unsuccessfully for about 30 minutes to nab him inside a pot, but he was just too fast and clever for me. I had no choice but to trap him in one corner of the bathroom and bash his brains out with a half empty bottle of tub cleaner. Even though I knew he was long dead, I definitely did the old horror movie cliché of smashing the carcass over and over again while panting and screaming "DIE!!!".
Next time can you please put a quarter (or japanese currency equivalent) next to the beast for purposes of scale?
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