They should offer these in those SkyMall airplane catalogs, alongside the "Swinging Gnome" and "Hippo Family" garden sculptures.
"For anyone who's thought fondly of childhood summers spent masturbating in the yard while gazing at the neighbor's daughter, this centerpiece for your garden or water feature evokes a heartwarming return to innocence."
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