Thursday, September 11, 2008


My friend here wanted to take a shower with me last night. I tried unsuccessfully for about 30 minutes to nab him inside a pot, but he was just too fast and clever for me. I had no choice but to trap him in one corner of the bathroom and bash his brains out with a half empty bottle of tub cleaner. Even though I knew he was long dead, I definitely did the old horror movie cliché of smashing the carcass over and over again while panting and screaming "DIE!!!".

1 comment:

Josh Meisel said...

Next time can you please put a quarter (or japanese currency equivalent) next to the beast for purposes of scale?